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Noi nu suntem normali ... aici Spitalul 9 1/2
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:27 pm    Post subject: banc Reply with quote

in miez de noapte o blonda se trezeste plina de sudori ... si dimineata sudorii au plecat la munca.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:31 pm    Post subject: banc Reply with quote

o blonda face pana la masina la ceas de seara si se retrage la o stana pana a doua zi dimineata.
noaptea coobanul se duce la ea in fundul gol la care blonda oripilata:
- Vai dar asta este o grosolanie.
iar ciobanul ii raspunde:
- Grosolanie grosolanie, dar ce zici de lungime.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One arabian in Heatrow airoport:
- Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. -
Sex? - Three to five times a week. -
No, no? I mean male or female? -
Male, female, sometimes camel. -
... Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. -
But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! -
Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast !
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
I.-De ce nu s-a mai ales un papa francez?
R. -Deoarece francezii fiind gali, papa ar fi papa..gal. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

„Un poliţist încearcă sa oprească un automobil. Dar ignorând semnalele,
maşina îşi continuă drumul, aşa că poliţistul trage un foc şi îl răneşte pe şofer.
După încă o împuşcătură îl răneşte pe pasagerul din dreapta. Apropiindu-se
de automobilul oprit, el strigă:
- Bine că te-ai oprit! A treia oară nu mai trăgeam in aer...”

„Mergea un arab prin desert. Inaintea sa - sotia. Se intanesc cu un alt arab
care il intreaba:
- Mahmud, de ce ii permiti unei femei sa mearga inaintea ta, doar in lege scrie
ca femeia trebuie sa mearga DUPA barbat?
Mahmud raspunde:
- Scumpule, cand se scriau legile, drumurile nu erau minate...”



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